Mama Gets Real About Sex While Pregnant

She goes on to say she really tried – she wanted to be one of the ones that thrived – that it would be different this time…But it all came crashing down to reality!

“Well here I am. Beach whaled AF,” she says. “Sweaty. Wearing a liner – not because I’m that kind of wet. I have a rash on my stomach from stretching skin. My breasts are weapons they’ll knock anyone out. Heavy breathing. My last shaving job was a touch a feel job. I’m filled with 10 fingers, 10 toes and all sorts of body parts that stick out.”

Wonderfully, she shares that despite all of these bodily changes and challenges, her husband still finds her beautiful and sexy – which she can’t really understand.

“Like what is wrong with this man? I’m at my worst. I’m leaking, I stink, I moan and grown, I’m hairy and I reckon I’d have more sweat under my titties than he’d have in his gooch on the hottest summers day. And he still wants me.”

Hilarity aside, clearly he’s a loving, doting father and husband and OF COURSE he adores her!

She’s his beautiful, pregnant goddess, even if she feels like a heaving, sweating, rash-covered, hairy mess.

Make sure you read the comments on her post – lots of humour in there too.

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  1. says: Ana

    Well…I’m 10 weeks pregnant, not sure if its safe to have sex so we are abstaining just to be extra safe, I know this might be a bit more cautious that required but don’t want to take chances as this is our first child. Anyone experience please share your views on this?
    Thanks
    Ana

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