By Victoria Vanstone
I’m 43. I guess I’m halfway through my life. I’ve done lots. I’ve travelled the world. I’ve had many jobs, many lovers, many rashes… and now I’m settled down with 3 children in a normal house on an ordinary street with a mortgage and a dog.
I am middle aged. The age where I’m surprised by my own farts and I make a weird grunting noise when I get out of a chair. The age when I should be doing regular exercise and eating clean, instead of scoffing chocolate brownies in the bath. The age where I should know what I want and be content with what I’ve got.
I should be satisfied, be leaping out of bed each morning with enthusiasm, excited as to what another sunny day will bring.
I’m lucky. Happy. At least I think I am?
So why do I often wake up with a sense of impending doom?
What is it? Why do I feel like something is out to get me when all that surrounds me is lovely?
Is this state of mind normal? Is it only when we are truly happy that we feel unsatisfied?
Is that what a mid-life crisis is?
If so, then I’m in the midst of it. Secretly.
I have a ‘what’s next?’ attitude. I hate it about myself. My grass is greener way of being means I can never be 100% fulfilled.
When things become still, I want to shake them. When it’s quiet I want to scream and when there is nothing, I want everything.
A mid-life crisis sounds cliché, but I’m starting to understand it.
For me it doesn’t show itself in an extrovert display like the word ‘crisis’ secretes. It’s not as extreme as buying a red Ferrari or trading my adorable husband in for a younger model with tighter pecks. It’s not even the sort of emergency that has me crying to a therapist on a chaise longue.
It’s a subtle ache. An underlying unhappiness just below the surface. One that is so miniscule that it really isn’t even worth mentioning to anyone. A very un-dramatic sense of loss.
It’s wanting to be who I once was combined with who I imagined I would become.
This sadness sits below my smile. I supress it to keep the status quo. To keep my family happy. I push it down to where no one can see it. I don’t want to seem ungrateful or unhappy.
I am grateful and I’m very happy.
I just get bit fucking bored of all this shit.
I suppose boredom is what fuels a mid-life crisis. That feeling of wanting a change. Wanting out. This is the point in life when some marriages fail. Partners desire something else, something more exciting. A life beyond their current situation.
My marriage is presently only to my children, my husband is on the back burner – don’t worry, he’s quite happy there, luckily a divorce is not on the cards. But I do feel the same woe that a person in a failing relationship might feel. That desire for more excitement but living in a jaded mood.
I too am bored, bored of hunting for lost shoes, turning off lights and getting poo under my fingernails. I’m fed up with doing the Aldi shop, the school pick-up and the quick tidy round.
I’m bored of repeating the same thing, of shouting when I shouldn’t, of sweeping pasta spirals out of the same spot every bloody day. I’m bored of being a mum. But hey, I asked for this didn’t I?
Becoming a parent was a choice. I wanted kids; I made that decision. But, truthfully, I didn’t realise how huge the impact would be. I thought they’d be more compliant, easier; love me so much that they would do as they were told.
I didn’t know that you have to tell them the same thing a thousand times and that nothing I did would be good enough. I didn’t know how stubborn children are or how manipulative they can be. I was naive.
‘I will have some babies and live happily ever after’
Er, no. Sorry love. Thats just in fairy tales.
I could never have predicted how all-encompassing life is with three darling children or how tiresome motherhood actually is.
In times of strife I soak up my boredom by wishing I was somewhere else. Once they’re in bed, having finished their daily trampling of me, I daydream. I contemplate the time before them and the time when they have gone. I think about the person that sits dormant beneath my skin, I pine for her and for her freedom. The solo walks along beaches and the strolls through grounds of mysterious temples. I crave time spent jotting down stories in bulging diaries or simply sitting on a curb watching the world pass me by.
Thanks – I love this. Relates so much. brilliant!
Oh yes! I know how this feels – I hate being a mom sometimes but am way too scared to say that to anyone.
I used to feel like this when I was a mummy way back when. I’m glad people are talking about this