By Kimberly Poovey
Seriously, just don’t.
How is any parent supposed to respond to that question anyway? Because I estimate that 90% of the time, that answer is going to be a lie.
What exactly is a “good baby” anyway? Because it seems like the definition they are looking for is a baby that A. doesn’t cry, B. sleeps constantly, and C. communicates a bare minimum of human needs.
By this definition, my child has been a terrible baby. He still sometimes wakes up at night at 23 months old, and needs some snuggles to go back to sleep. He has big, huge feelings that are often loud. He doesn’t take long, luxurious naps most days. And he loves to wake up before the sun. Every. Single. Day.
I’m sure that people who ask this have good intentions, but I think that most of time the question is only going to make parents feel an unpleasant combination of guilty and deficient. What they are really asking is if your baby is “easy.” And with a choice few exceptions, (I’m looking at you Best Friend whose two toddlers sleep 12 hours a night simultaneously and sleep in till after 8:00 am), I think very few babies earn this moniker early on.
My child has not been “easy” since the day he was born. He weighed 10lbs 5oz, and was posterior. (I will leave the amount of back labor that produced to your wildest imaginations.) He couldn’t breastfeed, leading to 16 months of exclusive pumping. He didn’t sleep well, which lead to even more months of exhaustion.
